i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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