i don't like sucking hair
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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