Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
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that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
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That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I'm bleeding and have questions
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