She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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