you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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