the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
50% drunk capacity currently
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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