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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?

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• (207): View more from Maine

  You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS

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  THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on

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• (858): View more from California

  CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.

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• (212): View more from New York

  Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches

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• (435): View more from Utah

  The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  Where is everybody?

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  It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.

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