i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
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Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
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What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....