I saw his package. It spoke to me.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
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Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
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Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016