I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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