I'm jealous of your bromance
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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