Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
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My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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