singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
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Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
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