After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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