Will you blow on my dice?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
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I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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