So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
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I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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