i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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