I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
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He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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