You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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