dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
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