I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
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And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
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Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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