Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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