just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
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...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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