Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
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You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
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I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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