My brain says no but my pants say off.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
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asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
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Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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