i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
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Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
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she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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