it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Randomize