I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I got inside last night via doggy door
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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