I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
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4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
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He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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