at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
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Have we met?
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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