Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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