Buhtt sex?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
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Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
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alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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