Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
