He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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