my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
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Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
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Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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