We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
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Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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