I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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