If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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