p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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