Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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