Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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