She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Randomize
