I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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