is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
That's intense
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
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Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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