i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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