We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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