Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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