Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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