Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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