I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
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He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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