but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
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