I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
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I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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