Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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