I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
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I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
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I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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