I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
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No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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