I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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