in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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