Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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